Wo jo aa rahi hai. .ai ghar mein
Naa jaane wo kaisi hai ae ae
Kya wo hai ikdum ganvariyaa aa
Ya wo apne jaisi hai khair
Bhaarat na sahi ee ee
England hi sahi ee ee ee ee
Ho usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Bhaarat chhod ke tum saahab ji
England mein kyun jaate ho
Is kitaab mein sab kuchh hai
Kaahe ko shor machaate ho
Aji safaa ek naa sahi ee
Safaa do hi sahi ee
O usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Aisi biwi ek aankh bhi hamko nahin bhaaye
Harmonium aur piano chhod ke..
Jo mandir mein gaaye raama
Jo mandir mein gaaye
Pati ko bhool jaaye
Aur bhagwaan ko sataaye
Hamko to fashion–able aur
Chanchal naari bhaaye
Mandir na sahi ee ee
Cenima hi sahi ee ee ee ee
Ho usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Waah pati ki pooja karne waali
Hindi naari sabse pyaari
Hai teri shauhar ki
Khushaamad karne waali lugaai
Tu kabhi hamen naa bhaai
Hum to maange aisi biwi
Hamen jo baandhe tie
Hum baahar jaayen to boley
Ta ta ta ta bye bye saahab ji
Aisi joru kahaan milegi saahab ji
Aisi joru kahaan milegi arre
Juhu na sahi….ee..ee
Chowpatty sahi….ee..ee..ee..ee
O usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Achhaa ji
To miss laajwanti ke darshan kijiye
Aa..aa..aap arrr rrrr
Miss laajwanti teri laaj ne
Kar diya apna takhtaa
Eeeshq ki estudent bhaaga
Baandh ke dil ka bastaa
Sharmilee aurat duniya mein
Ek museebat hai
Kahaan chhupi hai wo o o o o
Kahaan chhupi hai wo
Mere dil ko jiski zaroorat hai
Aji kholi naa sahi ee
Banglaa hi sahi ee he he he
Arre waah beta
Oye usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
O usey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
Achhaa ji ab dekhiye
Ye nakhron bhari bandook
Wo to thi miss laajwanti
Aaye aaye haaye
Aur ye hai miss behayaa o ho ho
Jo inke palle padaa
Wo to kaam se gayaa
O baandho boriya bistar
O baandho boriya bistar
Arrr rrrr aji kyun kyun kyun
Arre munna
Up na sahi ee ee
Punjab sahi ee ee ee ee ee
O hum dono chalenge kahin na kahin
O hum dono chalenge kahin na kahin
Mil gayi mujhko
Mil gayi apne sapnon ki rani
Aa haa mil gayi re mil gayi re
Tadap rahi thi jiske liye
Meri nazren deewaani
Aa haa mil gayi re mil gayi re
Kahaan ho tum kis des ki ho
Zaraa apna pataa likhwaa do
Shaadi huyi hai yaa nahin
Haaye haaye bas haaye
Itna hamen bataa do
Saahab ji ye jahaan miley
Baahon ke haar pehna do
Aji saahab ji ye jahaan miley
Baahon ke haar pehna do hunh
Arre chaacha meri bhi sun le
Haan bhatija sunaao
Bhaarat na sahi
England hi sahi….ee..ee
Isey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
O isey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin
O isey dhoondh hi lenge kahin na kahin.
