Hoon Kaun Chhoon Lyrics | Badhti Ka Naam Dadhi

                        
                        Hoon kaun choon
Mhaane khabar na thhi
Mhaara daddy kaun chhe
Mhaari mummy kaun chhe
Hoon kaun choon
Mhaane khabar na thhi
Mhaara daddy kaun chhe
Mhaari mummy kaun chhe
Too kaun chhe
Taane khabar na thhi
Thharo daddy kaun chhe
Thhari mummy kaun chhe thhara
Daddy kaun chhe
Arre thhari mummy kaun chhe
Arre thharo daddy kaun chhe
Thhari mummy kaun chhe

O my god tell me please
O my god tell me please
Kevo taaro khel chhe
Khel chhe khel chhe
Chor outside
Bhala maanas na jail chhe
Jail chhe jail chhe
O my god tell me please
Kevo taaro khel chhe
Chor outside
Bhala maanas ni jail chhe

Zakhmi jigar chhe
Jeena pal bhar chhe
Dar chhe fikar chhe
Ghabro chhe lafdo chhe
Gammat chhe
Ke rammat chhe
Rammat chhe
Ke bammat chhe
Bammat chhe
Ke dammat chhe
Ghabdo chhe lafdo chhe
Hoon kaun choon
Maane khabar na thhi
Mhaara daddy kaun chhe
Mhaari mummy kaun chhe
Too kaun chhe
Taane khabar na thhi
Thhara daddy kaun chhe
Thhari mummy kaun chhe
Thhara daddy kaun chhe
Thhari mummy kaun chhe

Baba black sheep
Have you any wool
Ye sir yes sir
Three bags full
One for my master
One for my dame
One for the little boy
That lives in the lane


 
Tumhaaro dimaag sarri gaye chhe
Arre re baap re
Indian jail maan angrezi gaana gaaye chhe
Band karo band karo
Band karo moosa waala
Canewaala dandawaala
Ghoonsawala thhapadwaala
Bolo baba

Jaldi se tum ek rassa mangaao ni
Kem kem
Phaansi ka phanda mhaara galo
Mein phansa ni shame shame
Jaldi se tum ek rassa mangaao ni
Phaansi ka phanda mhaara galo mein phansa
Kem kem kem kem
Zindagi jo noon che
Phati patloon se
Mukh cartoon chhe
Kapdo chhe lafdo chhe
Gammat chhe ke rammat chhe
Rammat chhe ke gammat che
Gammat chhe ke dammat chhe
Lafdo chhe lafdo chhe
Moo kaun choon
Maane khabar na thhi
Mhaara daddy kaun chhe
Mhaari mummy kaun chhe
Too kaun chhe
Taane khabar na thhi
Thhara daddy kaun chhe
Thhari mummy kaun chhe
Thharo daddy kaun chhe
Arre thhari mummy kaun chhe

Shet bandookwaala kyun chhe
Tum log riha kar diye gaye par kyun
Asli chor pakde gaye
Tum sab nakli chor ho
Hahahaha lalalalalallal
Lalalalalala lalalalalala
Lalalalalalala lalalalalala
Haiya re haiya re haiya re
Haiya re haiya re haiya re
Haiya re haiya re haiya re
Haiya re haiya re haiya re
Haiya re haiya re haiya re haiya re.