Arey bhai mere bandhu
Mere bhai mere aana
Yeh lallu kya kehta
Hai hamko batana
Jahan tak meri
Nazar ja rahi hai
Yeh ginti mein kahe
Khata kha rahi hai
Yeh unis mujhe leke
Dubega bhaiyya
Aur ikkis kahe mujhe
Tadpa rahi hai
Arey bitch ki mindi kidhar gayi
Idhar gayi ya udhar gayi
Kis khadde mein utar gayi
Jane bhi do jidhar gayi
Naa unnis se kaam
Hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key
Toh samjha do bhai
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hoon sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam
Hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key
Toh samjha do bhai
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hoon sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam
Ho naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Jara theharana bhaisab
Wat non sense
Arey rey rey rey
Aap toh hai memsab
Kaa kare ham
Bahut confuse hoon
Jara rukiya
Memsab u shut up
Maf karna aap
Toh hai bhaisab
Kaa kare hum
Bahut confuse hoon
Yeh kaisa gajab hain
Jagat kaa achamba
Jise kil samjho
Nikalta hai khamba
Yeh kaisa gajab hain
Jagat kaa achamba
Jise kil samjho
Nikalta hai khamba
Yeh ladki ne ladke
Ki pakdi kalayi
Ya ladke ne ladki
Patai hai bhai
Koyi toh bataye yeh
Nar hai yah mada
Koyi toh bataye yeh
Nar hai yah mada
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hoon sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam
Hu naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key
Toh samjha do bhai
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hu sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam
Hoon naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Unnis aur ikkis yane
Key naues ikka
Boss kya no bataya
Abhi lagake aaya
Ah ha gate toh
Achha ho guru par
Iss line me kabse ho shuru
Abhi iss jagah
Pehli hi bar aaye
Badi minnaton se
Gaye hai bulaye
Abhi iss jagah
Pehli hi bar aaye
Badi minnaton se
Gaye hai bulaye
Yeh ginti key chakkar
Mein jabse pade hain
Jaha se chale the
Wahi peh khade hai
Akal kaa nikalne
Laga hai burada
Akal kaa nikalne
Laga hai burada
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hoon sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam
Hoon naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Jara bat khul key
Toh samjha do bhayi
Main hoon bhola bhala
Main hoon sidha sadha
Naa unnis se kam hu
Naa ikkis se jyada
Divano kaa najane
Kya hai irada
Arey bitch ki mindi
Kidhar gayi
Idhar gayi ya udhar gayi
Kis khadde mein utar gayi
Jane bhi do jidhar gayi.