Aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
Jaye kismat pe apni hum
Balihari
Aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
Jaye kismat pe apni hum
Balihari
Hum ba pas hum ba pas
Hum ba pas hum ba pas
Badi mehnat se badi mushkil se
humne kiya hai ba pas
Badi mehnat se badi mushkil se
humne kiya hai ba pas
Hum ba pas hum ba pas
Hum hokar ba pas gai sasural to
Boli sas
Hum hokar ba pas gai sasural to
Boli sas
Hain ye kon hai maim sahab
Kya chal dhal kya rang dhang
Kya latke matke karti
Ye padhi likhi titli kya
Cakki chulah kabhi karegi
Kya majegi ye jhuthe bartan
Pani kabhi bharegi
Jo anpadh ho to aisa
Swagat karte hai pati dev
Jo anpadh ho to aisa
Swagat karte hai pati dev
Oh u fool stupid idiot
What a same what a game
O my god ye kaisi wife
Pagal padi humare
Ab to romance or ye life
Khatam ho gaye sare
Aji hum bharat ki nari hai sabse nyari
Jaye kismat pe apni hum
Balihari
Hum nurse bani dekho ji hum
Nurse bani dekho ji
Hum saiwa karne ko aai
Aai hum nurse bani dekho ji
To dekh dekh humkko
Khud doctor mareej ho jate
Khud doctor mareej ho jate
Or nurse nurse chillate dekho ji
Dekho ji
Nurse nurse blood pressure mera
Tumhe dekhte hi badh jata hai
Cloroform ki nahi
Jarurat hosh ud jata hai.