Kavi raja abb kavita ke naa kaan marodo
Dhande kee kuchh baat karo, kuchh paise jodo
Sher shaayaree kavi raja naa kaam aayegee
Kavita kee pothee ko dimak kha jayegee
Bhav chad rehe anaj mahenga ho raha din din
Bhuke maroge raat kategee taare gin gin
Isiliye yeh kahata hu yeh sab chhodo
Dande kee kuchh baat karo kuchh paise jodo
Are chodo kalam mat chalo kavita kee chaki
Ghar kee rokad deko kitne paise baakee
Are kitna ghar me ghee hai kitna garam masala
Kitne papad mongbadee mirch masala
Kitna tel noon mirch haldee aur dhaniya
Kavi raja chupke se tum ban jao baniya
Are paise pe racho kavay bhuk per git banaao
Are ghehun per ho ghajal dhan ke sher sunaao
Noon mirch per chopaai chaval per ho dohe
Sugal koyale per kavita likho toh sohe
Kam bhade kee kholee per likho kawaalee
Jan jan kartee kaho rubai paise vaalee
Sabdo kaa janjal bada lafda hota hai
Kavi samelan dost bada jhagda hota hai
Mushayere ke shero per ragda hota
Paise vala sher bada tagda hota hai
Esiliye kaheta hu naa esse ser phodo
Dhande kee kuchh baat karo kuchh paise jodo.
