Motumaster Iski Maa Agar Isse Lyrics | Udaan

                        
                        Iski maa bhai kiski maa
Iski maa agar isse,
Pait mein hi maar deti maar deti
Toh bihar mein akaal
Na hota akaal na hota
Orissa mein, orissa mein
Baad na hoti baad na hoti

Maa perplex thi perplex thi
Baap complex tha
Complex tha, complex tha
Arrey radio ke zamaane ka
Yeh pehla multiplex tha multiplex tha

Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua
Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua
Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya…
Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya…
Woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein
Kisi ne kuch khaya kisi ne
Kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya
Paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai
Leke ashok chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi

Doctor ne baap ko
Side mein le jaake daanta…
Doctor ne baap ko
Side mein le jaake daanta…
Bola kahan se layi
Yeh gastronomical jwarbhata…
Bola kahan se layi
Yeh gastronomical jwarbhata…
Darzi ne bola inchi tape
Apne bagal mein chaape…
Darzi ne bola inchi tape
Apne bagal mein chaape…
Kamar toh naapte magar
Hum kamra kaise naape…
Kamar toh naapte magar
Hum kamra kaise naape…
Hoo pathar ke paalne mein
Jab yeh leta rota tha…
Hoo pathar ke paalne mein
Jab yeh leta rota tha…
Sara gaon isske baap ke
Aasuon se bartan dhota tha
Bartan bartan bartan dhota tha ..


 
Gusse mein isska baap oho
Parliament gaya aaha
Bola nirodh kyun,
Late invent kiya oho invent ..

Har baal ki khaal ki
Yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye
Iske haath padh jaaye
Toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye
Kisi behal ka bacha
Jo haal bhi haal kha jaaye
Bemaut marte mann ka
Yeh malaal kha jaaye
Lalu kalaal kha jaaye
Naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye
Bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye
Budhape ki shaal kha jaye
Haya toh chodo baheya ki
Chaal bhi kha jaaye
Agar parosa ja sake
Toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

Butter chiken, butter chiken ..
Hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai
Khada toki tarsi baitha bhopal hai
Baitha bhopal hai bhai baitha bhopal hai
Bhopal bhopal baitha bhopal hai

Iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai
Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai
Iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai
Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai,
Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai

Hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai
Gud gud iske pait ki, pait ki sarkar hai
Vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phod do

Iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai
Hajam kiya iss ne
Apne baap ka karobaar hai
Baap ka karobaar
Apne baap ka karobaar hai

Chirken ka muse hai par ya varan hi lose hai
Udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai
Dooms day ka fuse hai
Bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom
Dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai

Khachua bhi isse faster, motumaster
Gas ka plaster, motumaster
Hai naak bandh phaatkar, motumaster
Chod baant baant kar, motumaster

Yeh motumaster hai total disaster
Total diaster hai motumaster
Motumaster chal daaro paas kar
Chup be, bastard..